POOP ISLAND TERRORISTS

BE ON THE LOOKOUT!

Report all adherents to Friendship Island ideology, a domestic terrorist organization under an Edict by the King, to friendship.island@poopisland.org. Since August of 2024, Friendship Islanders have been destroying Poop Island from within and launching a Smear & Wipe (S&W) campaign against our great nation. We will not tolerate it! 

How to spot a Friendship Islander?

1. They consistently refer to Poop Island as "Friendship Island," instead of it's deserved name.

2. They disparage the name "Poop Island" frequently.

3. They shun those who believe in Poop Island's national heritage.

4. They consistently disparage the government of the Provincial Kingdom of Poop Island.

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